While most women will tell you that pick-up lines, especially dirty, rude, or cheesy lines of conversation, will make them run as fast as they can in the opposite direction, that may not exactly be the truth.

When used correctly, women love pick up lines. There is nothing in the world that makes a girl feel more beautiful than a really cheesy line of conversation delivered by a cute guy. The problem is that most guys don’t know how to use pick up lines the right way, so they often come off cranky and just plain awful. Here are a few examples of lines that, when done right, can make a woman smile and feel warm and fuzzy, but when done wrong, will make you roll your eyes:

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is far away from here.

Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that an angel has touched me?

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine a million light years away.

Come on guys, get the show. Pickup lines are not an easy way to pick up women. They are jokes that are used to start a conversation. A funny pick up line can say a lot about the man using it when said in the right way. A hilarious pick-up line can show off your sense of humor, while a cheesy one can stroke the girl’s ego and say how you feel. However, there are some that you really can’t do anything with. These examples of cheesy conversation lines are so bad that no matter what you do, the girl will just roll her eyes. Here are some examples (please don’t try):

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Do you want to see something swell?

Hey girl, do you want to make fifty bucks easy?

I’d marry your cat just to get into the family.

My friend and I bet you won’t take off your top in a public place.

Really funny chat lines, on the other hand, when done correctly can be so funny that the young lady you’re talking to may wonder where such a funny guy has been all her life. Although some are just silly and playful. Here are some examples:

Excuse me, but you have a beeping nose. That? (She raises her hand and gently pinches her nose) BEEP!

So, you’re a girl, huh?

Um, you have really beautiful… uh… eyes, yes. You are beautiful. What I mean is… You have a nice forehead. (Musting my leg) Do you believe in when I pass by…? (To you) Oh shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID!

Can I try some pick up lines with you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I just have one more line for you: Can I try some pick up lines with you?

Let’s get drunk and take advantage of each other. However, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. Or, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it’s up to you.